The death of an Object-Obituary.

His Exit has come Abound! 

 

The Exit Sign was born January 17, 1946 to a man by the name of Harold Johnson.  Exit spent most of his childhood, somewhat behind the crowd, quiet, but spoke when he needed too.  The Exit sign graduated from Lipinski High and went off to do some great things.  Many of his works can be seen in doorways, ranging from classrooms, shops, planes and his greatest achievement aboard Apollo 13.  In his later life he became a bit more secluded, solemnly standing adrift, addressing to the masses, their escape route.  The Exit Sign is survived by his wife, Enter, who occasionally would stand next to her beloved husband on certain occasions.  His 233 family members, including sons, daughters, and a vast array of grandsigns will hold a public memorial Saturday at noon, to be held at Pier 51 in Seattle.  There will be a private function held for family members and close friends there after at an undisclosed location, where later, the Exit Sign will be tossed aside as his wishes permitted.  On the behalf of the entire Sign family, they want to thank everyone for their thoughts and the use of their directional instruction.  The Exit sign passed on Tuesday from an existing electrical condition, he’ll sorely be missed.

Submitted by Sarah on Sat, 10/27/2007 - 2:50pm. Sarah's blog | login or register to post comments | printer friendly version